Sorry I haven't updated this blog in a month. (I'm not sure who that apology is supposed to be addressed to. Maybe God?)
Listen, it's not like I'm reporting the news, people.
I hope it comforts you to know that the reason I haven't kept up is because I've been REALLY busy. My life is so crazy right now you guys. It's like a whirlwind of activity.
For example, I spent the majority of my Friday afternoon sitting in my kitchen eating string cheese, and trying to French braid my own hair while watching Netflix from my computer.
AND GUESS WHAT, LOSERS?!?!
To end, some quotes from a favorite show of mine:
Caller: "I never have any money to take a girl out."
Lily: "Well you could always go Dutch."
Ray: "Pff, I'd rather go French."